Are Candles Bad for your Health?

Candles are they a Dangerous Love Making Accessory?

I recently read somewhere that candles could be bad for your health. I was surprised to read the article because I had never heard this before. Surely the thousands upon thousands, maybe even millions upon millions of people making love tonight in a candle lit bedroom are not thinking of these serious detrimental effects. Just enjoying the moment and slowly killing themselves in the process.

 

Candles Bad for Your Health.

Candles are made usually from paraffin wax but can also be made from soy wax. The article mentions that because a lot of candles are petroleum based then they have additives which are carcinogenic and create indoor pollution. This may be the case but when being romantic you sometimes lose your self control and especially when love making. For instance, you are just about to get intimate with your partner when the moment for that little rubber friend comes and you throw away the chance because you are lost in the moment. The little rubber friend is not worn and 9 months later you have a serious health problem, one child that will give you serious health problems for the rest of your life. The same can be said of the romantic moment, your good looking man or woman is coming to see you, it is your first, second, third or forth date, (you are a fast mover) you have already shown them your DVD collection and you decide to switch on the ambiance mood selector in the form of a candle. The candle is lit and then 25 years later you have not one but three health problems, the child that is causing many health problems, the woman or man you married (let’s not underestimate how much of a health risk they are) and the third a lung problem due to the thousands of candles in an unventilated hot sensual and happening bedroom – dangerous love I think.

Do I Need to Take This Seriously?

I don’t think that your candle ambiance is shattered, I don’t even think that the romance has to stop. I think that every day there is a new problem connected with health, whether this be from eggs, chicken, sniffing freshly layed bitumen from the roads, microwaving you mother law, talking to your mother in law, etc, etc, They all apparently have serious ill effects. I am not concerned at all, since the act of making love in itself can be a health risk. How many broken bones and fractures are reported each year from this act alone. My advice is everything in moderation, listening to all of these so called experts can be a risk in itself from constant worrying about what will happen if I….?

Candle Making Love Making and Romance – There is a Silver Lining!

If you are one of these people that listens to everything from experts or anyone you happen to stumble across, then there is a silver lining for all of you candle lighting love makers and you romantic meal love shakers. You can simply use a beeswax or soy wax candle instead, they are much friendlier to the environment and this just makes one less thing to worry about in our dangerous world of war, famine and candle carcinogen inhalation.